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Jacki Carlsen does not read my blog.

…even though we are married on Facebook.

Does this sound like a healthy, loving relationship? Balanced, fair, full of mutual respect? I didn’t think so.

In a recent email exchange, Jacki didn’t know who Paloma was. Paloma is my cat, duh. Obvi. If you had read my blog two days ago like a good Facebook wife, you would have learned as much.

Jacki, I am giving you an ultimatum. You have 24 hours to comment on this blog post before you get served with divorce papers, Facebook style.

To end on a positive note, Claire Levine does read my blog, and for that she deserves praise. Claire, you are awesome. You rock at everything, always. Much love to you. Mwah!

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  1. Holly Fox said

    I read your blog! Gchat status self-promotion success.

  2. admin said

    Shout out to Holly Fox! Holly, like Claire, is awesome :-)

  3. Danielle said

    This made me laugh…you get good points for that! Miss you AND ur internet wife.

    Look me up on f/b…i’m there.

  4. I miss you, too! And congratulations for being the second person to comment before Jacki. Like Claire and Holly, you, Danielle, are awesome.

  5. Hey! I just got caught up on your really awesome blog.
    I think you should divorce Jacki. For heaven’s sake, Jacki, comment on the girl’s blog already!
    And thanks for the love on the 360 entry, girl. xoxo

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